A BEAUTIFUL TWEET FROM CHRIS ROAN
A BEAUTIFUL TWEET FROM CHRIS ROAN
A BEAUTIFUL TWEET FROM CHRIS ROAN
A BEAUTIFUL TWEET FROM CHRIS ROAN
A BEAUTIFUL TWEET FROM CHRIS ROAN
A BEAUTIFUL TWEET FROM CHRIS ROAN

A BEAUTIFUL TWEET FROM CHRIS ROAN

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When it comes to the internet, you gotta swim hard upstream to even get noticed. And let’s face it: your arms (fingers) are tired. So let Chris Roan take over for a sec.

Why should you let him write a tweet for you? Because Chris has more facets than a really expensive diamond. He managed to get into college off the back of a load of condoms.He’s had his photo taken with DJ Khaled. He met a Nicaraguan guy who looked just like Eazy-E. He’s had an oil painting created in his likeness. To wit, Chris is an accomplished individual who’s good at a whole lot of stuff. And Twitter? We’d classify him as exceptionally adequate.

Chris can write about any subject for you, but he is especially well versed in the following:

  •      Home Economics
  •      Cool Crimes
  •      Top Swears
  •      Subtweeting Your Ex
  •      Rap

Or something completely different.

Made by Chris Roan